Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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