bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.