do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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