i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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