wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
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who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
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My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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