So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
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i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
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Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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