i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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