yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
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