Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
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She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
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She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
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