Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
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It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
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I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class