Joe is yelling at the trees again.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
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We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
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We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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