My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Edward fifth and chaser hands
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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