another moral hangover. fuck.
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i barfeds in our rink
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
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I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
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But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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