mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
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my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
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Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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