What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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