love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Randomize
