took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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