What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
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im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
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As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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