Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
operation harelip BJ is a go
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
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Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
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It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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