you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
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we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
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Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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