Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
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I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
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I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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