Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
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