I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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