I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Pants 0. Shit 1.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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