Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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