Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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