So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
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