ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
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I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
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At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
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