Swine flu. Run for my life!
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
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I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
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Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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