Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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