i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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