so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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