I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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