I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
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Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
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It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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