fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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