Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
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What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
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Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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