my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Please don't give away my fajitas
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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