dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
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Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
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This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
he high fived his dick after we had sex
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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