...so i touched it.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
We named our party play list daddy issues
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
I need moral support for this bender
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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