If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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