and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Randomize
