And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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