I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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