at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
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Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
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I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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