i think my tv is drunk
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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