I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
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My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
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Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
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