I heard we made out
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
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I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
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Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
i've created a new STD.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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