Jerry, you need to find god
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
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