guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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