thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
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she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
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Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
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