I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
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Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
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You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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