butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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there was a trapeze. enough said
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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