that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
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I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
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Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize