do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
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good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
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I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
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