Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
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update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
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You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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