Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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