Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
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I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
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On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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