ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
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So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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